The emails the a white slaver gets are some times a bit odd. For instance today I got an email from “The American Ginger Society”. As a fund-raiser this year, they had 100 female members sign up to be converted in a Dutch auction. I scanned over the photos attached and decided, what the hell, let’s make an offer on all of them. Not as a set, but the same offer on each one of them. Might win a couple, and redheaded slaves sell well. Plus 1/2 of the price on each slave was a tax deductible.
“Kira, got a project for you!”
“Reply to this email I’m sending you, bid $500 on each one and send it off. You might be able to use our standard bidding software to make up the boilerplate.”
“Will do boss”
So, I do boss sort of things for a while. After about 2 hours, Kira comes in.
“Ah, what is our unspent buying budget this month?”
“About $110 grand, why do you ask?
“Well, it’s possible I just spent most of it…”
“Well you know you told me to use the bidding software to make the boilerplate?”
“I forgot that unless you tell it otherwise it automatically includes the federal tax of $250”
“So, you really bid $750 for each one”
“Yeah, and after all of them went out, I got an email from the Ginger Society asking if that was our final and correct bid. I sent back an email saying yes, it was. Then I looked at one of the bid emails and saw what the amount was.”
“So after taxes we are bidding $1000 each.”
“Well, that puts a crimp in buying plans for the month, now doesn’t it? Not a total loss, however as $375 each is tax deductible, but that’s not coming back for several months now. Nothing we can do about now. That’s still below retail for a lot of them.”
A couple of days later I get a certified letter from “The American Ginger Society” saying that yes, I had indeed won the Dutch auction on all 100 of their volunteers and asking where I wanted them delivered.
“Go find a slave dormitory with room for over 100 slave and lease it for at least 18 months
“So we won them all?”
“Every last freaking one of them and we have 10 days until delivery starts.“