Spellbook Slaves, how may I help you?
I want to buy your five cheapest slaves for a sacrifice to the dark lord.
OK, we can do that for you. We have about half a dozen that are tagged “for quick sale”, so they are going for just fifty over tax price, which means you can get five for twenty seven – fifty, tax and all.
Do you have on site snuffing?
Yes, however it’s limited to a guillotine, a pair of Jessica 3000 and the hanging room.
Can you hang five at a time?
Yes, but we rent by the noose and by the minute in 10 minute blocks. I can make you a deal, assuming you don’t want the bodies after the ritual, Twenty nine hundred, all up, and you get the room for as long as needed.
Several hours later
O Domine tenebris! Auferte ista quinque. Sicut dignum et iustum est et facere. Benedictus Dominus nomen tenebris.