Hillsburg Spellbook’s how may I help you?
You’re a slaver right? Got one of those licenses where you can pick up a girl if she’s in public and naked and all that?
Yes, we have a hunter’s warrant. Do you have a problem?
Well, no so much a problem as a on going nuisance I want stopped. Damn college girls come into the coffee shop naked and laugh it off. Got one here now I want her out of my store. If she get’s converted might stop the others.
OK, I can be right there. You’re the shop by the Wallymart, right?
Only Sunbucks in town.
Miss? I’ve got a request that you be converted to slave status by the manager of the Sunbucks you were just in, plus you can be converted due to being nude in public. Don’t make me Tazer you.