Sonya how do you feel about nudity?
Ah, why you ask?
Because I want to send you to the Miss Eastlake contest to interview some of the contestants but their media package says that only fully nude female media are allowed to speak to the contestants.
Oh. I see. Is sweep week coming up?
Why, yes, yes it is.
Sigh OK I’ll strip on TV for you.
Hello Josh, I’m interviewing Rita Garrett, who is considered to be one of the front runners here at Miss Eastlake. She took first in the wet tee shirt contest and scored in the top 10% in the non sexual skills tests. How do you feel about your chances here today, Rita?
Well, Sonya, I feel pretty good. I took the wet tee shirt contest, despite some tough competition and my NS Skills were in the 90%. Now all I have left is, of course, the sex skills test and the final interview. And I’m not worried about those at all. My boyfriend says that I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, so I’m not worried about the oral and that’s 70% of the score this year.
Rita, how do you feel about the new contest conversion rules? In the past, only the bottom 50% were converted, but now they have changed it. How do you feel about it?
Well, as I understand it, and I’ve read the contract several times, placing 4th through 10th is a conversion as well as being in the lower 33%, so it’s actually a better chance of not being converted than before. But I’m in this to win it, so I’m not worried about coming 4th.