You’re a slaver right? Got one of those licenses where you can pick up a girl if she’s in public and naked and all that?
Yes, we have a hunter’s warrant. Do you have a problem?
Well, no so much a problem as a on going nuisance I want stopped. Damn college girls come into the coffee shop naked and laugh it off. Got one here now I want her out of my store. If she get’s converted might stop the others.
OK, I can be right there. You’re the shop by the Wallymart, right?
Only Sunbucks in town.
Miss? I’ve got a request that you be converted to slave status by the manager of the Sunbucks you were just in, plus you can be converted due to being nude in public. Don’t make me Tazer you.
Betsy, I spent this morning with the our CPA. I paid off the house and both cars. And I’m taking a 18 month sabbatical from work. We have enough in savings after paying off all the debt to live at our current lifestyle for at least that long.
Steven. What. The. Hell.
Don’t get angry just yet. I also got a slaver’s warrant and bought a years Spellbook Slaves franchise. I figure you have your mistress papers so we would try to make a go at being a slaving couple. I’ve leased a place in Hillsburg Kansas from a guy that started a slaving business but failed after a couple of months.
Don’t you think that might show that Hillsburg isn’t a good place for a slaving company?
No, he had no capital and no business experience, he just got a license and opened shop. Failed due to lack of stock more than any thing else. If I accept the offer Mr. West is making I’ll get 10 fresh Russian girls as starting stock and have access to the Spellbook Slaves computer network and can bid in the same auctions as they do, with a 30 slave a month “no compete” clause, so it’s a pretty good deal. Hillsburg is a college town, with a state teacher college, so I expect that there will be at least some co-eds to grab when the mess up. Come on. It will be fun. Plus we can come down here to Eastlake as an easy day trip.
Tells you some thing about the size of Hillsburg that Eastlake is the big city.
Well, yeah, but it’s not that small.
OK here is my deal. We have 90 days. If we don’t show a profit in 90 days, we cut our loses and move back to Eastlake and you will end your sabbatical. And it doesn’t have to be a big profit, just our savings has to be at least a dollar higher than it would be with just interest.