You’re a slaver right? Got one of those licenses where you can pick up a girl if she’s in public and naked and all that?
Yes, we have a hunter’s warrant. Do you have a problem?
Well, no so much a problem as a on going nuisance I want stopped. Damn college girls come into the coffee shop naked and laugh it off. Got one here now I want her out of my store. If she get’s converted might stop the others.
OK, I can be right there. You’re the shop by the Wallymart, right?
Only Sunbucks in town.
Miss? I’ve got a request that you be converted to slave status by the manager of the Sunbucks you were just in, plus you can be converted due to being nude in public. Don’t make me Tazer you.
Yes, we can, any where in the Eastlake Metro Area.
OK Look, here is the deal, I’ve got a job offer that involves moving to upstate New York and a lot of travel, but they are only covering me for moving expenses, not my wife and most of my stuff. I’ve thought I would get rid of her and get a new one once I’m settled in at my new place. So you want to sell her to us? No, that wouldn’t feel right, I thought I would just do a donation, you know, like I’m doing with most of my furniture. Turns out that Goodwill doesn’t take women. Who knew? I thought you could donate any thing to them.
So you don’t want any money back then?
Nope, wouldn’t feel right.
OK then, what you need to do is go to the state slave board’s web site, register and ID yourself to it, and request a conversion of your wife. Make sure you enter “Spellbook Slaves” in the “gaining entity” field. Has she agreed to this? If not, do you have a method of restraining her until we can pick her up?
No, she doesn’t even know. But I do have a big dog training cage, will that work?
If you can get her into it, sure.
Oh, that’s not a problem. We’ve got this role play thing we do. She just doesn’t know it’s for real this time.
Two hour later
It’s about time you showed up. My back is killing me. I should have known he would wuss out and not be around when you took me. Never should have said I wanted to play a slave, I should have just gone down and volunteered. So, how much did he get for me.
Ah, none. He said it didn’t feel right to take money for you.