It’s another day at Spellbook Slaves. Just past lunch a dapper looking gentleman walks in and heads right to my desk.
“I need to convert my soon to be wife and two of her bridesmaids.”
I can help you with that, I reply. First do you have a marriage license? If you do, converting your fiance is just a matter of a little entry work and of course, paying the tax and fees. The bridesmaids on the other hand, well, unless you have proof that you had sex with them 3 times in the last 30 days or they volunteer I really can’t help you.
I’ve got both. I mean I’ve had sex with both.
Do you have some proof?
Does phone video count?
Yep. Let me see it.
The amount of bad porn I have to watch is one of the down sides of this job. I watch the video on the phone and take note of the date stamp.
OK that will do it, assuming I can ID the women in the video with the bridesmaids. How do you want to do this?
What are my options?
Well, I can serve notice to them at the wedding, you can have it be part of the service or I can get to them before the wedding and serve notice then.
Can you tie them up and gag them before the wedding?
Sure, that’s not an issue. Tell me where to find them and I’ll have them ready for you. However, there is the matter of the end use of the slaves. Are you keeping all three or what?
Ah, yeah, that was the point.
OK then I’ll need $250 each for the tax and $150 each processing fee. So call it $1,200 total.
Monique Coleman, Candace Barber and Tammy Pittman? I have a signed and tax paid notice of conversion of the three of you. You are now the property of a Mr. Wendell Greene, assuming there is no impediment to your conversion. Be advised that at this time I am authorized any level of force needed to process your conversion. Mr. Greene has requested that you be bound and gagged for the service. Do you understand?
Monique, the bride, turns to the other two women. “I told you that fucking Wendell was a bad idea, I don’t care if we had an open relationship or not, he was my fiance, you should have had a little respect and not fucked him Now look at where you are. I knew I was going to be converted, but I didn’t think he would get greedy at take you two as well. Serves you right.”