Slave Wedding FAQ

Bride wore white and red

Q:At what point can I enslave my bride?

A: Any time after you have signed your marriage license.

Q: Does a slave wedding have to have bondage?

A: No, but it helps make it more real.

Q: Can I enslave the bridesmaids?

A: Only if you have had private consensual  sex with them 3 time in the last 30 days.

Q: Can I change my mind and not have a slave wife?

A: You can, but it cost $500 for the manumission tax.

Q: What are the tax benefits of having a slave wife?

A: Short answer, she doesn’t exist for tax reasons.  Any monies she earns or controls also doesn’t exist for taxes.

Q: What is SINO?

A: Slave In Name Only.

Q: Can I have my slave wife give head to the whole of the wedding party?

Brides give great head

A: She’s a slave, you can do any thing you want with her.

Q: Is a snuff required at a slave wedding?

A: No, but it sets a nice tone.

Q: Can I have more than one slave wife?

A: Legally yes, as she doesn’t exist legally, you can have as many as you want.

Q: My bride to be has a teen daughter, what are my options?

A: You can keep the daughter free, or you can convert her to slave status any time after the marriage certificate is signed.

Public Sex is a thing for slave brides.

Q: My wedding turned into a massive orgy.  Who can I enslave from this?

A: Any female of free status that you had sex with 3 times in the last 30 days that was not in public.  So if all the sex happened out in public, you can’t enslave any body.  If you took them to back rooms, that’s a different story.

Q: Do I have any rights over my brides female family, like her mother or sister?

A: By default, no, but there are ways to gain those rights.

Q: Tell me about these ways…

A:  First way, as per normal is have sex with them.  The 2nd way is by contract.  The standard contract is a high dowries , which if not meet could result in a default on the contract by the bride’s family.  A properly written dowries contract can gain you rights over not only her family but her extended family as well.

Hanging is always an option.

Q: I’ve gotten tired of my slave wife.  What are my options?

A: There are basically two options here.  Sell or snuff.  Which one is the better option is up to you.

Q: How do I divorce  a slave wife?

A: Again, sell or snuff.  Important thing to remember is that she has no demands on your other property, no more than your TV or car does.

Q: I, by accident, damaged or killed a friends slave wife.  Can I be arrested?

A: Yes.  For destruction of property.    She is like a TV set.  The owner can toss a brick into the TV set any time he feels like it.  You can’t unless he says you can.