Mom! You have to let me get a nipple piercing, it’s a school rule. See right here…
At least one of the following must be pierced with a ring suitable for clipping an ID type tag to: left nipple, left labia lip, left nostril, left ear, left eyebrow. The order listed is the order of preference for the piercing.
I see where it says left ear, that will do for you.
But I don’t want an ID tag hanging from my ear like I was a cow.
What happens if you don’t get a piercing?
Demerits, at a rate of one a week! That means after 5 weeks I could be converted to being a slave! You don’t want that do you.
Hmm. We have been needing cash…
MOM!
Just joking dear. Let me call you father about this.
<On the phone>
OK dear, you get your wish, but your father wants us both to be pierced
