Hey, you’re a slaver dude, right?
Yes I am, can I help you?
Take me as a slave.
No can do. You are way over the legal limit. I might in the morning when you are sober.
Ah, man, I’m fine, I know what I’m saying, I want to be a slave. Your cute for an older guy, I would totally be your slave… Come on, do it, you know you want to.
You really want to be a slave?
Oh yeah, slave me daddy.
OK, come by my office in the morning. Here, let me put my card where you can find it…