Turned down volunteer

Too Drunk.

Hey, you’re a slaver dude, right?

Yes I am, can I help you?

Take me as a slave.

No can do.  You are way over the legal limit.  I might in the morning when you are sober.

Ah, man, I’m fine, I know what I’m saying, I want to be a slave.  Your cute for an older guy, I would totally be your slave…  Come on, do it, you know you want to.

You really want to be a slave?

Oh yeah, slave me daddy.

OK, come by my office in the morning.  Here, let me put my card where you can find it…