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“Hello, thanks for calling Spellbook Slaves, how may I help you today?”
“I’ve got two daughters that I would dearly love to get rid of, but I really don’t have much time today to deal with them. Can you help a fellow out? I’ve got them tied up with duct tape right now, but that’s not going to last much longer and I’ve got a flight to get on.”
“Well, give me your address and I’ll send some one over right now to pick them up.”