A Free Pick UP

Spellbook Slaves, Phone Desk, Morning Shift.

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Spellbook Slaves, this is Thomas, how can I help you?

You can do pick-ups, right?  I mean, for a wife, I want to make her into a slave.

Yes, we can, anywhere in the Eastlake Metro Area.

OK look, here is the deal, I’ve got a job offer that involves moving to upstate New York and a lot of travel, but they are only covering me for moving expenses, not my wife and most of my stuff. I’ve thought I would get rid of her and get a new one once I’m settled in at my new place.

So you want to sell her to us?

No, that wouldn’t feel right, I thought I would just do a donation, you know, like I’m doing with most of my furniture. Turns out that Goodwill doesn’t take free women, only slaves. Who knew? I thought you could donate anything to them.

Well, most charities don’t have a slaver’s license, so that’s not surprising that all they take is slaves.  I’m surprised they will even take a slave donation, there is a rather steep tax on “informal” slave transfers, maybe they would contact a mistress or a slaver to actually do the transfer. So you don’t want any money back then?

Nope, wouldn’t feel right.  Can I do this anonymously?  I mean, not in any databases?  I don’t want it to get back to her friends and sisters that I converted her instead of taking her with me.

Well, not really, conversions are a matter of public record. If you would rather not be in our database and website at least, what you need to do is go to the state slave board’s website, register and ID yourself to it, and request a conversion of your wife. Make sure you enter “Spellbook Slaves” in the “gaining entity” field. Otherwise, the state gets her, and they tend to just kill their acquired slaves, not sell them on the open market. Has she agreed to this? If not, do you have a method of restraining her until we can pick her up?  And what’s the pickup address?

No, I think she doesn’t know, we even looked at the new house catalog for Ithaca together, so she should think we are going together.  I do have a big dog training cage, will that work?  My address is 3807 E 36th street, is that in your free pickup area?  Can you come in an unmarked vehicle, so the neighbors don’t know?

If you can get her into it, sure.  That’s address is easily in our free pickup area. And, yeah, we have a couple of vans that aren’t marked to do covert pickups with.

Oh, getting into the crate is not a problem. We’ve got this role-play thing we do, where she’s my slave girl.  She just doesn’t know it’s for real this time.  I’ll leave the back door unlocked. The cage is in the bedroom.

Two hours later

It’s about time you showed up. My back is killing me. Never should have said I wanted to play a slave, I should have just gone down and volunteered and saved him the trouble, plus give him some money for the move.  I should have known he would wuss out and not be around when you took me.  I’ll bet he even tried to do it with no fingerprints so my friends and family would not know. Too bad, I already told my friends and my sisters that I would be a slave today or tomorrow at the latest. Carol’s husband said he wants to buy me.  Carol’s OK with that, and so am I, he seems like a nice guy. I understand what I think about it doesn’t matter once I’m a slave. So, how much did he get for me?

Ah, none. He said it didn’t feel right to take money for you.

That wuss.  What company are you with, and can I make a call to Carol to tell her where Fredric can buy me from?

Spellbook Slaves, and sure, you can do that. Just keep in mind that we’ll taser your ass if you get out of line talking to her.

What am I going to do?  Ask Fredric to come rescue me from the evil slavers?  It’s not like he could, I don’t think he even has a gun, and he’s a wimp physically.  Not much he could do.

Well, most pickups aren’t as cooperative as you are.  And attempting to run away, which is what asking for “rescue” would be, if we pushed it, would just make it so that all the women in your whole family would be converted. We’ve done that a few times, but only when they actually make it out the door. The family of a runaway might even be hung in the courthouse plaza. “As a warning to others”.  The Oklahoma runaway law is rather harsh.  Of course, if you want your sisters converted, just “run” for the door when we let you out of the cage.  We’ll try to have the judge just sell them to us, after having them flogged, not have them hung. Normally, that works, unless they are feeling particularly bloodthirsty that day.

Well, I’m not running, I was Tasered in health class in school and I don’t want that again. I don’t really want all of my sisters converted.  Some of them, yeah, but I don’t think I can pick which ones in that case. Can I make my last phone call now?