A misunderstanding about selling slaves

Spellbook Slaves, Morning Shift.

Ring!

“Spellbook Slaves, how may I help you?”

“You buy sex slaves, right?”

“Yes, we do.”

“Well, I’ve got 3 sluts for sale.”

“Are they already converted, or do we need to process them as free women?”

“What the difference?  I mean, isn’t a slave just a slave at the end of the day?”

It’s been 25 years since the White Slave Act was passed. Why don’t people know the differences?

“Well, if they are slaves already, there are several things that I don’t have to do to buy them. If they are free women, you will need to be either their spouse, parent, stepparent or legal guardian. Or you have to be a person of personal contact with them, which generally means 3 or more one-on-one sex acts with them in the last 30 days. You will need proof of the acts, with time stamps of some sort or another.”

“Well, I’ve been keeping them as personal live-in sex slaves for over a year, does that count?  I’ve got a slave contract with them. Notarized and everything”.

“Is the contract registered with the government and have you paid the required taxes?”

While slave contracts are more or less legal, they can be broken by the woman at any time, unlike being actually converted, which is why they are fairly rare.

“Well, no.  I wanted to keep the government out of my bedroom.  What I do with my sluts is my business, but I need some cash, so I’m selling them.  Plenty more where these came from for later”.

“Then, sorry, no. If you want to sell them, rather than just trading them to another master, and you aim to stay out of legal trouble, you need to qualify in one of the ways I just listed. I’ve got a FAQ that I can send you if you want additional information. Give me your email address, and I’ll see what I can do.”

“Well, OK then. It is Ivan dot Pittman at xmail dot com”.

A few hours pass.

Ring!

“Spellbook Slaves, how can I help you?”

“Hi, it’s Ivan Pittman, I talked to you a couple of hours ago about selling my sex slaves. I’ve got the proof you require that I am entitled to sell them. How do you want to get it?”

“Just reply to the email I sent you. I’ll review it, then if everything is OK, we can proceed.”

“OK. Sent”

Normally I get bad porn videos of this, but instead I get 9 photos of who I assume to be Ivan and his three ‘sex slaves’.

“These will do. Assuming none of them are pregnant, we are good to go. Do you want to have us pick them up or are you going to deliver them?”

“Pick up will be fine. How much can I get for them?”

“Assuming you haven’t had them graded for appearance, sex skills or have proof of other skills, they look like about 900 bucks each. Tell you what, I’ll take all thee for a three-grand total.”

“Sounds good to me, come and get them!”

“I’ll send someone out.”

 

Ding Ding!
It’s the office use only mobile phone 

“Yo! What’s up?”

“You aren’t going to believe this, he had stenciled ‘For Sale’ on each of their asses. He told me that he was planning on taking them out to the mall and selling them in the parking lot. I informed him that you can do that with puppies, but not slaves.  He seemed upset about that.  “They are my sluts, why can’t I just sell them, why does it have to be so complex?” being his exact quote. Hey, don’t we have a standing request for tall redheads? One of them is that.”

“Yeah, we do With Isaac, he has expanded his “I want to see them tortured to death list” to include tall redheads, not just bimbos with fake tits. Ask him if he cares if one of them is snuffed in the next week or so”.

“Hold on, let me ask… He wanted to know what ‘snuffed’ means. I told him that it means having her killed, most likely in a sexual or painful way. He seemed OK with that.  Wanted to know if there would be a video that he could watch.  I told him normally yes, but it depends on the client.”

“OK, I’ll call Isaac up and mention to him that we have a toy for him. It’s been a few days, I’m sure they will want one.”