The Wake, Long Pig BBQ and Snuff fest.
Spellbook Slaves, 7:00 AM the day after the Cook family’s visits.
Thomas, go get some red rope and tie Samantha up when she get in the cage. Nothing major, just full Shibari harness with some arm and leg restraints. Pull her teddy off her tits. No gag today. Tie a Hitachi “Magic Wand” to her. I want her in a state of near orgasm for the rest of her time in the cage today.
Sir, I’m not sure I can handle that.
Did I ask you? I think you will find that the contract you signed give me the right to do to you any thing that will not lead to permanent damage. Besides if you were a real slave you wouldn’t have a choice now would you? You said you wanted as close to the real slave experience as possible. Making sex slaves cum for hours is a standard thing. Now do you want the slave experience or not?
Yes sir, I crave being treated like a slave. Please tie me up and make me cum all day if that is what you desire.
I think I will just that, but don’t you dare cum until I’m off this phone call with Alex.
Alex, yes I know it’s early, don’t care. I need you to come in little early today. I’ll pay you double your normal hourly rate. We have a situation here and it’s in your ball of wax.
Yes, I’m sure it’s your problem, but I don’t think you’ll mind working on it.
Yes 9 will be fine. See you then.
OK slut you can cum any time you want. Don’t moan however. If I hear you, I’ll have Kytte give you twenty lashes. She’s an expert at maximum pain with no marks. Really quite astonishing. I’m sure you will find out about that soon enough. If nothing else a customer might want to see it. Just think, you would get an bonus in you paycheck if that happens.
Yes sir, no noise. I understand you don’t want to be interrupted at work by the noise a worthless woman makes. I shall be silent. You may whip me whenever you want. I am a worthless object for men’s pleasurable viewing. I have no value beyond that.
Don’t forget that. It’s your second day here and you have already given me back talk. This is your 1st and only time you can do that with out punishment.
Yeah, she’s not gonna last the month, then she’ll want out of her contract. To bad for her that will result in her conversion and becoming a sex slave for real. Think she’ll spend time nude and asking customers if they want blow jobs real soon. Want to see how far I can push her.
Nine AM, Spellbook Slaves.
OK Mr. West, what is so urgent it brings me in three hours early?
Well, we sold the goths yesterday.
Yes, I heard about that. Or favorite “lets watch some snuffs” couple bought them. What does that have to do with me before shift?
Well, they were, in addition to the torturers and executioners in the room, they were also sucks slaves. As of today, we only have 2 of them on duty at a time, with the other 4 “on call” 24/7 for more involved or longer sessions.
And?
Well, you need to get some suck slaves by 1 PM today because we have bunch of frat rats that want to watch their house mother be tortured and maybe snuffed. They specified that they are gonna want to, and I quote “Get their rocks off in young hot slave’s throat.” So you have 3 hours to get at least four, maybe as many as eight suck slaves with high oral ratings as possible. I’d say take them out of our stock but there is a problem with that, the Delta Delta Delta girls and Sam Cook’s family, who all had high sex scores, were all bought yesterday, almost as soon as we posted them on the web site, by “Take It Bitch”, a rent a sex slave shop opening for EU students next to the campus. I give it 6 months before it goes out of business, but that’s beside the point. The 13 other Cook family slaves are either being tortured right now or don’t have sex slave certificates, which some one said all our suck slaves had. As I recall they even specified a score of 85 or higher. Oh, yeah, that was you. And before you ask, no there aren’t currently any grade A with scores high enough for the room in the rest of our stock. Wrong time of year for that. So it’s your problem getting this issue fixed.
OK, I read in the “Greek Life” email list that both Delta Delta Delta and Delta Gamma had suck contest in the last week. Maybe I can get them convert the losers.
Loser? We don’t want low skill girls here.
You forget that in all sororities at Eastlake University you need at least a 85 on all skills to even be admitted as a pledge. You also have to have at least a B+ appearance grade. And no fat chicks. The frat’s made those conditions a requirement over a decade ago. Actually it was the Greek Board of Conduct, but the number of fraternity chapters way out number of sororities chapter. Votes on the board are per chapter, regardless of the size of the chapter, so it passed. Anyway I’ll see about getting some contestants from the cock sucking contest. If all else fails we can rent some for one of the suck shops. I know that’s a last option, but I’m putting it out there.
I’m not going to ask why you are on the Greek Life email list.
Reasons. I used to be a Kappa Alpha Order brother and I never unsubscribed from the list. The current list admin and the one before him are clueless and they hasn’t done a purge in like eight years.
Any way let me get out to the chapter houses and see what I can do. If I can’t get the losers of the contest, I suspect I can get some volunteers if the know that they have at least a six month no sell agreement. Speaking of which, why did you let the goths be sold?
Issac and Sheila Barton spend over a seventy five thousand a year with us, twenty five thousand in the last week. They have changed their auto buy requirements in a way that pretty much insures that the will be spend a lot more from this point on. That makes them in the top 5 non corporate buyers, so they get special consideration. I also asked the goths if they wanted to be sold to them, but keep working here. The general reply was “Live with Daddy Issac? Sure!”. So they got sold, even if there was a couple of months left on their agreement. I’m happy, Issac and Sheila are happy, the goth chicks are happy, everybody is happy. Now go get some suck slaves, you have wasted enough time as it is.
If we are buying them from Tri Delta, what sort of price are we looking at for them?
Oh I think 150% of normal wholesale, we need to make this worth their while. Offer that as to person of choice for the other sorority.
Delta Delta Delta chapter house, Eastlake University
Oh, hello Alex, what brings you out here in a morning, I thought you were the afternoon person?
I am, but we have a problem at the shop which is sorta my fault, or at least in my bailiwick, but I think you, as a chapter officer, can help me out. Do you still have that “if you lose a contest you might be converted by the officers of the chapter” clause in your contract that pledges sign?
Well, yeah, but we don’t use it that often. In fact we haven’t used it with out the contestant knowing that conversion was on the table in the three years I’ve been here, and to be honest I’m not sure I want to set a precedent on it unless there is a good reason to.
Hear me out, this might be a good reason, at least for the chapter. I understand that you had an informal blowjob contest to decide who would represent Delta Delta Delta at the all Greek party’s “Which sorority gives the best head” contest next month. We would like to buy the losers from Delta Delta Delta try out contest at 150% normal wholesale prices. They get a 6 month no sell agreement. They are going to act as the sex slaves in our torture chamber, just as sex slaves, no non voluntary torture, other than for disciplinary reasons. Option upgrade to permanent asset slave status after the six months are up, depending on “Quality of work”, like for example no gag reflect and liking having their hair pulled.
Well, yeah. that’s a good reason. 150% is way more than we normally get, you normally low-ball us, not complaining, I know it’s just business with Spellbook and the other slavers are even worse. Anyway, we were thinking about selling a half a dozen or so pledges to pay for next week’s mega party, this just makes it easier to decide on which ones. Speaking of the party, be ready for some pickups. Don’t know how that’s gonna go, but with a lot of fraternity men at a party, there are gonna be some sex based conversion. How did you know about the contest anyway, that wasn’t really all that public?
It’s was mentioned in the “Greek Life” email list.
Oh, need to speak to Eirwen about what she publishes. And maybe punish her. Which raised the question why do you read it? You have been out of school for, what ten years now? I would think that other than net-working the “Greek Life” wouldn’t be something you care about.
Reasons. Mainly for things like this, you would be surprised how many sororities do things that attract my professional attention.
OK. Let me see if the losers are still in the house. Most sisters don’t have morning classes so they can recover from the night before. Hmm, might start having pledges have at least one six thirty class and make sure they have a hard night the day before. But that might effect our grade point average, and that needs to stay up.
Thank you, and let me know if your grade point average falls enough for national to take notice. We could make it so that your average stays high.
I’ll keep that in mind. Might be important around mid-terms.
OK, the all losers are still here. I also asked the other officers about converting them and the general reply was “Why not, why are fucking bother me with this shit in the morning, it’s your damn job, fucking handle it.” Sometimes they were even ruder than that. But they all agreed, and I recorded it, so that should protect me from mad fathers, which happens about once a year. You would think fathers would know what they are getting their daughters into when they pledge here, a lot of them got their first slave from good old tri delta parties. Anyway I signed the papers, in my position of chapter treasurer, so they are slaves belonging to the chapter now. At the price you are offering and the no sell agreement we might have been able to have a couple of rock-scissors-paper games and get you some more “losers”. Want to do that?
Well, maybe. Delta Gamma had a contest as well. If they don’t pan out I’ll be back. Do you want the payment in your slave account or is this special?
The normal account will be fine.
Yeah, like everything else in Southside, money wins out over bonds of family or sisterhood. Which is a good thing, it’s part of our business model. Anyway that’s four down. Let see if we can get some volunteers at Delta Gamma.
Delta Gamma Chapter House, Eastlake University.
Oh, Hello Alex, you’re not supposed to be here until next Monday.
Next Monday? Why?
It’s a secret. Can’t even tell you. But I can tell make sure the big van is ready. And maybe the little one as well.
OK, I’ll make sure they are good to go. Anyway, there is a reason I’m here. To make a long story short, I need 4 or 5 sucks slave and I hear you just had a cock sucking contest. You already posted a mug shot of the contest. Please ask them to volunteer, there is a 6 month “no sell” agreement with this. We’ll pay 150% of their wholesale value to the person or organization of their choice. The no sell agreement can be changed to asset slave status on good behavior and high rating from customer scores.
Have you gone to Tri Delta? They had a contest also. They are, well, more slaver friendly than we are. Not saying that pledges and frosh member don’t need to stay on their toes, but we normally only have a conversion party once a school year. Next week’s secret event isn’t that, but it’s gonna be big. I’ll give you a hint, it’s from national.
Yeah, got the 4 Tri Delta losers of their contest in the van right now.
Well, OK, let me ask our suck queens if they want to volunteer.
Thank you.
OK, all five of them have agreed to volunteer. They will be down in a minute. Is that OK or do I need to ask some other girls about this or not?
No, those five will be more than enough.
Wonder how many of these girls volunteered for the money? Two or three I’ll bet. Either that or they were “voluntold” by the chapter officers. Meh, don’t care, not my problem, either way I got my cock sucking slaves before noon. The boss should be happy with that.
OK Boss, I got nine. From the Tri Deltas meet Heidi Webb, Elizabeth Simpson, Mollie Barnes and Poppy Thomas. These were the losers of their blowjob contest. They were converted by the treasurer this morning for losing a contest and then sold to us.
From Delta Gamma we have Grace Davies, Aleah Russell, Caitlin Olson, Malaysia Calderon, and Ally Bond. They were all five of the contestants of Delta Gamma’s blowjob contest and they all volunteered, or were voluntold, not my problem as to which. Oddly all of them chose to have their sale value price given to the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity’s general fund. Not gonna think to much about what means. Oh, Delta Gamma’ house mom says that there is gonna be something big, directed by their national leadership next Monday and we should have both vans ready. Wouldn’t tell me any more.
OK, that’s good to know, maybe. We only have room for 8 torture room sex slaves right now and that’s hot bunking them, 4 for each day and night shift. Meh. We’ll install a bunk bed and one luck slut doesn’t have to hot bunk. Or they can shove all the beds together and sleep in on big lesbian puddle like the goths did. It’s too bad that room does have a web cam, might have gotten some clicks for “hot goth lesbian slave sluts”.
Slaves, I want to warn you that two slaves are being tortured around the clock in the room you will be working in. Both of them are going to be killed in a very unpleasant way, they are going to be spit roasted alive. You just missed a torture to death scene. You may have to clean up the blood if she was snuffed in a bloody fashion. The only reason she was tortured to death is because she was a redhead with breast implants. We have some very good clients that like to see that sort of slut snuffed in great pain. Keep what is happening in that room in mind in case you decide to act up. Also Sigma Chi is bring in their “house mother” for some torture and maybe snuff. She should have been careful who she has sex with and made sure there’s wasn’t a camera in the room. Those frat bros will be your first clients. You want to make them happy if you want to increase your status. You want to increase your status. Low status will result in some light to medium torture. Anyway, what is going on should give you an idea as to what might happen to you if you get punished for any reason. I expect you to be deep throating some frat rat while one of your ex sisters is tortured to death. Sorry about that, but that’s life and death in Eastlake.
Now get these slaves to the torture room, have them clean it if it needs it then get them ready to suck frat rats.
Southern Hill’s Country Club’s party area, 2 days later, mid morning.
Are you from the slaving company? I’m Steve Bray, husband of Sheryl Cook, and I’d like to sell her and my daughters that are old enough to sell. I’ve got five and will have three more in a couple of months.
That didn’t take long. Wonder how many more family sales we get in the next two hour. The wake doesn’t officially start until then. And of course we have, after the actual wake service, a 4 hour wait while the spit roasts cook. Looking at the size of this crowd 2 meat slave aren’t gonna cut it. They better have at least two, maybe three or four also roasting.
Well, sure, we can do that. We came ready to convert every woman and girl here.
You heard him, strip down and say good bye to your friends.
No need to be that dramatic about it. I’m sure many of their friends are gonna be converted today, you just happen to be the first. Do you want to snuff any of them? We have several options if you do, hanging, throat cutting, beheading with an ax, drowning in mud, the old standby of blowing their head off. Of course you could volunteer one of them as a roast. They are gonna need more than the two they have scheduled.
No, I don’t think I want to snuff any of them, I’ll just sell them.
You understand that there is a good market for teen snuff bunnies right now. Good chance that at least one of them is gonna be snuffed in the next week, probably in our torture room. It that happens, do you want a copy of the snuff video?
You know, I think I do. For some reason that sort of excites me.
Just so you know, your wife is probably gonna end up butchered and smoked for a BBQ restaurant in a couple of days, the weekend at the latest. She looks to be grade A real meat.
If that happens, let me know the name of the restaurant.
Are you sure you don’t want to snuff one?
I don’t want to be responsible for killing them, but if some one else does, I want to be part of it somehow.
Excuse me, you’re the guy that converted all of Mr. Cook’s son’s family right?
Yes, what can I do for you?
I’m Kelly Shepherd and I want to know what I have to do to hang my wife, Darlene. She’s one of the Elder Cook’s daughters.
This dude is giving off some weird vibes. Think I’ll do the full spiel on him.
Do you have a son under 10 or a daughter under 8?
Are you currently legally drunk or high?
Is she currently pregnant?
Nope to the first three and pretty sure she’ not pregnant, we have been married for 5 years and she hasn’t gotten pregnant once. Pretty sure she’s sterile.
Then fill out this form on my tablet, electronically sign it, pay me my three hundred dollar fee, then you can do what ever you want to her, which included hanging her.
Ah, do you have any rope?
As it happens, yes I do. Rental fee is 50 per hour, 30 minute minimum. We also have a all in one service where we subdue the slave, if she’s not a volunteer, test her for legal conversion status, then snuff her in the manner of your chose, within reasons. That runs four hundred.
OK, Do you take debit cards, or do I need to go to an ATM?
We take cash, debit cards, and credit cards, but some credit card issuing banks have their own fee for slave related transactions, and our account is tagged as slave related, for obvious reasons.
OK so, I’m milking this wake for all it’s worth. Millions of dollars seem to be at stake here, so I’m getting my share.
OK I’ll take the all in one service. That way I can record it, for evidence at the reading of 2nd will.
2nd will?
Yeah, they say that the Elder Mr. Cook has a 2nd will to be read after he is buried that covers his daughters and their children. It’s rumored that converting or killing them will get you some money, and even if it’s just a ten thousand or so, I want in on that.
And, yet again, Southside, where money is more important than family ties. And it seems just a rumor of money, even fairly small amounts, will trigger it. Or this is a low cost divorce.
And if doesn’t? You would have snuffed your wife for no purpose.
Yeah, so? It’s not like there aren’t 15 women for every man. I could be married again tomorrow. Might even do it today, from one of them here. I mean there is a gonna be a person with at least a marry and bury license here today.
OK, fill out this form on my tablet, check this option, and point her out for us.
Moments later.
Excuse me, are you Mrs. Shepherd?
Yes..
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OK, do the blood test. If she’s clean, string her up. Any bets that this gets us more snuff request?
At a Southside public religious service with slaves involved? Are you kidding me? Of course we are gonna get more, surprise it took this long. Last wedding I was at, I had 3 guys waiting to show me proof of sex as soon as I got out of the truck. Two of them wanted them snuffed as soon as possible.
This isn’t a wedding, it’s a burial service and it’s supposed to be quiet, reflective and thoughtful, unlike a wedding, which is a type of celebration of life, even if a lot of them have some death involved. Religious celebrations have been weird for the last 20 or so years.
That’s what I’m saying. It’s a gathering of Southside people, where there is maybe some money to be had and there are slaves involved. Snuffing and conversions are gonna happen.
You are far to cynical, my young apprentice.
I work the front desk more than you boss. I know whats going on with the Southside of late, the torture room gets used two or three times a day. Hey, if I’m your apprentice does that mean I’m gonna get paid more?
Just a figure of speech, sorry.
Oh look here comes another one, with his family in tow. Conversion or snuff? Five bucks.
Conversion.
Hi! I’m Norman McKay I saw you hanging Debra and I want to do that to my wife. And convert the girls.
Going for the second will are you?
Oh, no, not a member of the family, friend of Ed Cook. He told me about selling his family off and it made me think. I’ve got a job offer out of state and it seems like a good time to just get a fresh start on life.
And why you’re hanging your wife instead of just converting her? Just curious.
Oh, no reason really, just thought that would be better all around.
OK, my young apprentice, it’s a tie. No winners this time. Same bet for the next one?
Sure.
What do you mean by all that?
We had a bet on if your were coming up to us for a conversion or a snuff. Turns out you want both. Any way, let me get the right set of forms on my tablet here. Fill out this one for your daughters to start with, then hit “Status Check”.
OK, It says “All Valid”.
OK, point them out to Nathan and let him get them. Nat, Try not to do to much violence this early in the day, don’t want to scare other customers off. Mr. McKay, do you want the all in once service for your wife, or do you want to kill her yourself? And what about your daughters? Do you want to keep them or are you selling them to use?
I’ll let y’all do it to well, I guess the ex now, and I’ll go ahead and sell the girls to you.
OK, fill out this form, check the ‘kill’ option, then point her out to me and I’ll snuff her.
Excuse me are you Mrs. McKay?
Oh FUCK! Your not doing me like you did Debra! I’ll fucking kill you Norman! I can’t believe you are doing this, we agreed on just the girls! Fuck you, fuck your dye blonde bitch of a mother!
And she running. Damn it. Must not be one of the submissive ones. Sluts that aren’t major submissive are getting scarce, not unheard of, but only 25% or so, with the rate seeming to be dropping. And I’m way too old to go chasing after a runner, submissive or not. That’s why I have 20 something workers.
Ian! Run after her and take her down. Non lethal if you can.
OK girls, no running, we’re not gonna snuff you today, but let’s be calm, I can taser you and do this the hard way. Please strip for me.
Yes, sir. Are you gonna kill mom? Are you gonna rape us?
Me personally? No, but she’s getting hung. And you girls have been sold but we aren’t gonna do any thing to you right now, but when you get back to the shop you might be used or sold as a sex slave. It’s hard to say with girls your age. Now let me take a blood sample and test it to see if you’re even legal for conversion.
OK boss. I got her. Can I be the one that snuffs her? I haven’t done one in a couple of months and she pissed me off.
Sure, Ian, knock yourself out. I suspect there is gonna be a bunch more today. Don’t burn yourself out.
Yes boss.
Nat! Once you’re sure the ex Mrs. Shepard is dead, take these nine to the shop. Put them in the day holding cell.
Excuse me, sir. Is Alice McKay a slave now?
If she was one of Norman McKay’s daughters, yeah, just about to take her to the shop, why you ask?
Well, she’s my girl friend, or I guess was. I’d like to buy her now.
Oh dear. Didn’t think this would happen Should of though of it however. Young love is powerful thing sometimes. I’ll cut him a bit of deal, she’s just a B+ anyway
OK, Her sale price is eighteen hundred. Cash or card. You got that?
Yes, sir, just means it’s gonna be a another couple of months before I get a new, well new to me, car. I can live with using Dad’s clunker for a while. Here’s my card.
OK, run over and tell Nathan that’s she yours now, before he loads her up in the van.
Thank you sir!
No problem. When you want more slaves, come by the store and take your pick.
Hi! I’d like to suck your cock!
Oh, right here?
Of course. I’m only tangentially related to this whole thing. My girlfriend is friends with one of the dead dude’s granddaughters. We have an open relationship, we can do pretty much what we want, as long was we’re honest about it. I wouldn’t have come with her, but they said there gonna be long pig. I haven’t had that in years and I remember liking it. Then I found out it’s gonna be four or five hours before dinner is served, so I’m looking way to kill time. Plus it sorta hot. You kill young girls like me for a living. You might snuff me some day.
You want to volunteer for that? We can hang you here.
No, not today. I might come by your store later, if I get really bored with life. Slave, sex slave, pain slut, snuff bunny. None of those sound boring. Do you want to know my name?
Not really, you said something about cock sucking? Why don’t you do that now.
Yes master.
Be careful when and where you say that.
Is that your boss that my girlfriend is deepthroating?
Ah. yeah, why?
Cum om my face
What?
Pull out your cock and jerk off on my face.
You know that counts as an act right?
Yeah, but the only way I’m gonna see you again is if we decide to volunteer, so I’m not worried about 2 more from you, to honest you’re not really my type.
I don’t know what to say to that.
Come on, less jawing, more jacking. We agreed that if either got sex at this shindig, the other one could as well. I haven’t had a good cum wash in a while, so why not?
Ian, see that bimbo over on the deck?
Sorta hard to miss
Go find out who she belongs to and buy her for as little as you can, fifteen hundred max. I think the Issac Barton would like to snuff her.
On it boss
So what’s your name pretty lady?
Cassandra Poole, who are you?
I’m Nathan, I’m here on business. So, what’s your relation ship with the deceased?
Oh, I’m not even a friend of the family, I’m here to snag a man or at least get a date.
So, your not here with a man then. You like sex?
Of course. Why would I get tits like these if I didn’t want to be a walking sex doll. Are you coming on to me? You have a very direct manner, I think I like that.
Well sorta, have you ever thought about just becoming a sex slave?
Well, yeah, it’s been on my mind for a while. Why do you ask?
Well, the business I’m here on is being a slaver. If you want to be a sex slave, all you have to do is fill out this form on my table, and take a blood test, you know, to make sure your not pregnant or on hard drugs.
Well, I don’t know it’s a big decision to make.
Come on, it’ll be fun!
Well OK, give me the tablet. I’m bored with my job right now. I hardly ever get fucked in the office, I mean I just give maybe one blow job a day.
I can assure that your life as a sex slave will not be boring. Weird at times, but never boring.
Well that was easy. She either has wanted to be a sex slave for a while, or she lives up to the stereotype of big tits and dyed blond hair make you dumb. Either way, not my problem. To bad she’s gonna die in agony really soon.
OK, I need you to strip now.
You mean, here? In front of all these people?
Well, yeah, your a sex slave now. Are you saying you have never been nude in public? I find that hard to believe.
Well a couple of times in high school, but that was before I got my tits. Only danced naked in a club once since then, now wait, I forgot the trip to LA, make that 4 or 5 times. Oh, I forgot the trip to Mexico. I really don’t know how many times I was naked in a club there. Almost every night, and we would change clubs a bunch during the night.
Once you get to the van, I’ll put a collar on you to mark you as a sex slave.
OK, I’ll strip, but only because I’m a slave and my master told me to. <giggle>
Yes, I’m your master now and I don’t want you to wear clothes ever again.
<giggle> Yes master<giggle>
OK boss, done. She’s in the van and collared.
How much did she cost
Nothing. She’s volunteered to be a sex slave. I say we use her that way for a week to too then give her to Issac, so she will not be suspicious of him and Shelia.
Can you hang me?
That is a service we provide. May I ask why?
My asshole husband is talking about give me as another roast, they don’t think they have enough. He’s talking about using the live rack and I have no desire to be roasted alive. I saw that last party here and I don’t want any thing to do with it.
For what’s it’s worth, you would make a great roast. Just about the perfect mix of marbling to meat.
I didn’t need to know that. Well, maybe I did, that tells me that he’s serious about this, if any of the cooks have talked to him about me.
You know you could just volunteer to be a slave and that would stop him from converting you.
I know I’m to big to be a sex slave and I don’t want to be just another worker slave. And if he asked to buy me, would you sell me to him?
Of course, that’s my business.
And I don’t want to risk that he does and has me roasted at a party later. Hang me.
OK, fill out this form on my tablet, check the ‘kill’ option then let me get a blood test from you.
Hi! We would like to know if you have any means of killing a wife other than hanging?
Sure, we have throat cutting, beheading with an ax, drowning in mud, the old standby of blowing their head off. And they are looking for more live roasters, but that’s not technically us.
So, what do you say guys?
I don’t know, beheading sound good.
Yeah, that or just blowing their head off, but that’s sorta mundane, yeah, let’s go with beheading.
How much does it cost?
Well, we have an all in one special that includes conversion and tax, capture and a method of snuffing your choice. That runs four hundred. Any thing more complex, like torture before, or gang rape cost more.
No, just beheading them sounds OK. No need to add on to it.
Sure, just fill out these forms on my tablet, click the “kill” button and pay me. I need to know their names for capture purposes.
Betty Wall
Jan Bullock
Mildred Owen
OK, they are as good as dead, assuming they aren’t pregnant, that will stop their conversion, and hence their being snuffed. Can you give me a general idea where they are?
The are that group standing over by that oak tree. Probably planing their next expensive shopping trip. Getting tired of multi thousand dollar credit card bills.
And there it is. It’s always about money some how with Southsiders. There ought to be some way we can work that into our advertising. Think about that later.
Betty, Jan, Mildred?
Yes?
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OK, get a blood test and if they are clean, prep them for beheading, field expedient style I think.
Girls, you should have listened to us when we said to tone down the clothes shopping. Now your gonna get your heads cut right off.
I’ll be good, Gordon, you don’t have to do this!
Yeah, Craig, please don’t kill me. What about the girls?
Any thing to say Mildred?
Would it stop you?
Well, no
Then I have nothing to say. Get a pretty one as my replacement.
I can do that, in fact I’ve got my eyes on one already.
Pig
Sorry we already paid a non refundable fees. Even if they don’t kill you, you’re all slaves now. And we don’t really believe you that y’all would stop spending our money. So, it’s off with your heads. Bye bye now.
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OK, guys let’s go find some hotties!
TO BE CONTINUED. PART FOUR DUE OUT SOON.