Weekly Friday Snuff, Nita Lee.

Friday afternoon Spellbook Slaves

OK, we know who we are gonna snuff, Nita Lee, but let’s come up with a really weird way to do it.

Well, let’s fall back on the CIA’s favorite, water boarding.

That’s not fatal, just makes you think you are going to drown.

Yes, but if we had a garrote slowly getting tighter as we water board Nita, it would be fatal.  She would die in total fear.  Granted it’s not really torture as such, and in fact the CIA is on record saying it’s not, but they only did it for a few minutes, if that.  We are going to do it for around forty minutes. She’ll go out of her mind before she snuffs it.

Anybody got a better idea?  OK, get the garrote board out and get Nita.  We go live in about twenty minutes.  Next week, we need to come up with a way to snuff the executive of the week a little beforehand.  I expect ideas not later than Wednesday.  What are we going to call this whole thing?

How about Vengeance? 

Works for me.  Make the changes for the feed.  Keep the same URL of course, and the same streaming channels but make the title show Spellbook Slaves presents Vengeance.  We really need to get our shit together on this.  The Torture Channel is saying that they are going to start sponsoring us next Friday because they can’t get it through their legal and accounting departments any faster than that.  Does really matter, we are snuffing this batch regardless of it they sponsor us or not.

Friday afternoon The Spellbook Studio

OK Nita, last week we just blew your sister’s brains out.  We aren’t doing anything that nice this week.  We are taking our idea from that most American of American agencies, the CIA.  Have you heard of water boarding?  Well, even if you haven’t, you’re about to become an expert at it.  For what time you have left, of course.  Strap her to the board and set up the garrote.  Set if for about 35 minutes. I’d normally say gag her, but I think, in this case, having a ball gag would make the torture less of torture.

No, please don’t do this, just shoot me or cut my throat, don’t choke me for half an hour!

Oh. for the first twenty-five, thirty minutes, the choking will be the least of your problems. You are going to think you’re about to drown.  Sadly, for you, any way you won’t really drown, but your brain will think that you are the whole time. 

Now the way this works is we put a cotton cloth over your face and then pour water on it. 

While the water is being poured, you will think you are drowning.  Of course, we aren’t going to just keep pouring, that would defeat the purpose of the exercise.  We will pour for about fifteen to thirty seconds, then take a break for forty-five seconds to a minute, then pour again.  The CIA was able to crack the most harden terrorist in about five minutes or less.  Normally less, but you will be special, we are going to keep this until you are garroted to death.  And we aren’t using a wire garrote today, we are using a half-inch wide leather strap.

OK, turn on the garrote, put the cloth over her face and start pouring water.  Fifteen seconds this time, I think that should be a good start.  Hey, did anybody check if the garrote mechanism is waterproof?

As the water is being poured Nita is screaming and attempting to thrash around.

Yes, Mike, we checked that.  It can even be used fully underwater.  Of course that would be weird because the bitch would drown well before she was choked out, but it could be done.

No need to get snippy, I still sign your paychecks.  Or authorize a direct deposit, same thing.

Yes, boss.  OK, I’ve done the fifteen seconds.  How long should I wait before I pour again.

Oh, how about now.  We spent enough time talking. She seems to be calming down.

OK, here comes the second pour.

The water continued to be poured with a pause between each pour.  After about twenty minutes Nita’s cries became quieter.

Boss, I think that the garrote is choking her now.  She’s not as loud as she was.  She’s still thrashing around, however.

Is it possible that the water is making the leather tighten?  Seems pretty soon for her to have her voice choked out.

It might be, but I don’t think so. Wet leather stretches.  It’s when it dried that it contracts.

Well after the next pour check and see if she’s still breathing.

Yeah, she is still breathing, but she sounds a little raspy.  I wonder if we didn’t calibrate the garrote for her neck size.  If she has got a bigger neck than the last bitch we choked out, it might be squeezing her tight now.  Sorry about that.

Water under the bridge, don’t worry about it.

Water continued to be poured on to the cloth over Nita’s face for five minutes or so.  Subsequently, she relaxed and stopped moving.

Think’s she pretty near dead now.

Take the cloth off and let’s see what color her face is.

The cloth was removed and Nita’s face was red, and her lips were turning blue.

Yeah, I think that it’s a waste of time to keep water boarding her at this point.  She’s getting close to brain death.

OK, keep the garrote going until it’s deep in her throat, then turn it off and wait a few minutes then check for a pulse.

The garrote continued to tighten around her throat for a few minutes, then it was turned off.  A couple of minutes later, when her heart was checked, it had stopped beating.

OK Boss, she’s dead.  What do we do with the body?

Put it in the cooler.  Tesla took the last one, they might take this one. I’ll give them a call.  If they don’t want it, I know we can sell it to Dutch Hall, they have an active butcher training class. Of course, they neither school will be active until Monday, that being the first day of their summer school program.  Makes me wonder what Tesla did with Adrienne’s body.  Really not my problem.  Have the cleanup crew mop up all this water.  Don’t track water into the office.  Make sure you dry your shoes off before you go in.

What sort of live audience did we have during the snuff?

Just shy of a hundred thousand.  That’s a lot for a live stream.  Had to turn off chat, it was being overloaded.

I think TTC will be wishing that they sponsored this one, oh well, their issue, not mine.  Doing Sloan next week, need to decide on her snuff by Wednesday next week.  Well, there is not going to need to be a lot of editing this time, no skull explosion or anything like that.  Sort of a slow but deadly snuff.  Get a video up on the video sites as soon as possible.